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“The door is now open for him [Tiger Woods] to really kick it in” (John Inverdale, Radio 5 Live)

“The offside flag went up immediately if not before" (Jonathan Park, BBC Radio Cambridge

“Putting the horse in the stable before it's left‑“ (Geoff Boycott, Channel 4)

"The idea of 24‑hour drinking is not 24‑hour drinking," (David Blunkett, BBC Radio 2)

“This is the time when your team manager is worth more than salt" (Colin Jackson, BBC2)

“He's got a good brain on his shoulders" (Paul Dickenson, BBC)

"Disappointment would be way down my list of adjectives" (Gordon Strachan, Guardian)

"Keepers normally go for the ball with two hands, and when it looks like getting out of reach, the other one comes into play" (Tony Grieg, Channel 4)

"If he [Birmingham Central Mosque chairman Dr Mohammed Naseem] wants to make cheap political points then he really ought to relinquish his position as chairman and let somebody who is neutral and has the interest of the community to do so." (Labour MP, Khalid Mahmood)

“When Mbayo gets back home at the end of the afternoon, she cooks and cleans her kids." (news.bbc.co.uk)

"He, [Grahame Smith] is capable of reading other people's heads" (Nasser Hussein, Sky Sports)

"…..that shot was as straight as a whistle." (Tony Grieg, Channel 4)

“For midfielders, it's very difficult to score without the ball" (Rodney Marsh, Talk Sport)

"Shane Warne turned around like a can of beans” Michael Atherton, Channel 4)

"Harmison posthumously puts out a foot…..“ (Commentator, Radio 4)

"In this day and age you don't see to many footballers with two feet" (Peter Allen, Radio 5 Live)

"We dont set ourselves sights, but we know what to aim for” (Paul Robinson, Channel 5)

"....they [Newcastle FC supporters] see Owen as some kind of Masonic personality" (Radio 5 Live)

"It's nice for us to have a fresh face in the camp sometimes for us to bounce things off." (Lawrie Sanchez, Sky Sports News)

"We've got the quality to beat them but we haven't" (Ian Wright, BBC)

''They (Aston Villa] seem to beat the teams halfway down but struggle against the teams halfway up" (Mark Lawrenson, news. bbc.co.uk,)

"The defender was so laid‑back there he was almost vertical” (Frank Stapleton on, TV3)

“China is like a different world ... it's like a different country" (Steve Davis, Talk Sport)

"I don't think that Sven Goran Eriksson's command of the English language is as good as what you'd like it to be" (Trevor Francis)

"Even among his peers, he [Ronnie Barker] was peerless" (News, BBC1)

"If he [David Davis] wins, he will win with a cloud over his shoulder" (Matthew Parris)

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