Sports commentators can get carried away sometimes.... David Coleman, the famed SPORTS COMMENTATOR, seems to get carried away more than most - here are some of his best moments.


1. That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
2. Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goal.
3. For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
4. This is a truly international field, no Britons involved.
5. Both of the Villa scorers - Withe and Mortimer - were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.
6. He's 31 this year - last year he was 30.
7. He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he's used to being out in front.
8. We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
9. Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
10. The late start is due to the time.
11. He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
12. He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
13. This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
14. It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
15. Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future.
16. In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champions race.
17. He just can't believe what's not happening to him.
18. One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
19. There'll be only one winner now - in every sense.
20. He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
21. The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class.
22. (At the velodrome) The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.


Here are some of the foolish things that various FOOTBALL COMMENTATORS have uttered, and later wished they hadn't.....

"And there's Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold." (JIMMY HILL)
"....and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up." (BRIAN MOORE)
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again." (TERRY VENABLES)
"I'm not a believer in luck..... but I do believe you need it." (ALAN BALL)
"The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee." (MIKE INGHAM)
"I think that was a moment of cool panic there." (RON ATKINSON)
"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs." (RON ATKINSON)
"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve." (JOHN GREIG)
"I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years." (MARTIN HODGE)
"Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet." (JAMES SANDERSON)
"They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame." (RON GREENWOOD)
"It's headed away by John Clark, using his head." (DEREK RAE)
"Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs side." (MIKE INGHAM)
"He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him." (BOBBY ROBSON)
"The shot from Laws was precise but wide." (ALAN PARRY)
"The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour." (JOHN MOTSON)